21. "It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."
22. "And so during these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings."
23. "Justice ought to be fair."
24. "September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers."
25. "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft."
26. "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off."
27. "I think it's very important for the American President to mean what he says. That's why I understand that the enemy could misread what I say. That's why I try to be as clearly I can."
28. "I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"
29. "Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life."
30. ''I don't know why you're talking about Sweden. They're the neutral one. They don't have an army.''
31. "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."
32. "Iraqis are sick of foreign people coming in their country and trying to destabilize their country."
33. "We're still being challenged in Iraq and the reason why is a free Iraq will be a major defeat in the cause of freedom."
34. "My views are one that speaks to freedom."
35. "So thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well."
36. "[T]he Iraqis need to be very much involved. They were the people that was brutalized by this man."
37. "America stands for liberty, for the pursuit of happiness, and for the unalienalienable right of life."
38. "I'm so pleased to be able to say hello to Bill Scranton. He's one of the great Pennsylvania political families."
39. "We had a chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who's a parent, and a mom or a dad."
40. "I'm a follower of American politics."

1. "More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
2. "Bush goes to Hel. That's what a lot of people want." --George W. Bush, on his visit to the Hel Peninsula
3. "Information is moving -- you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets."
4. "The question is, who ought to make that decision? The Congress or the commanders? And as you know, my position is clear -- I'm a commander guy."
5. "give my chance a plan to work."
6. "Suiciders are willing to kill innocent life"
7. "I think that the vice president is a person reflecting a half-glass-full mentality."
8. "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die."
9. "The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done."
10. "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
11. "I've reminded the prime minister-the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship."
12. "I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake."
13. "That's George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three -- three or four books about him last year. Isn't that interesting?"
14. "I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel."
15. "I aim to be a competitive nation."
16. "It's a heck of a place to bring your family." --George W. Bush, on New Orleans, after Katrina
17. "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."
18. "So please give cash money to organizations that are directly involved in helping save lives -- save the life who had been affected by Hurricane Katrina."
19. "We discussed the way forward in Iraq, discussed the importance of a democracy in the greater Middle East in order to leave behind a peaceful tomorrow."
20. They misunderestimated me."
TO BE CONTINUED

Homer, o so bald,
Has run into a wall,
Claiming to be drug-free,
But judging from piss,
The tests claim that his,
Body is stoned, you see.
Marge hasn't slept,
Since her sisters wept,
The day she married a blimp,
She thinks he can change,
But he keeps getting strange-
r, till one day, he'll become a chimp.
Bart's grades aren't great,
He never gets A's,
And B's are rarely on his test,
Satan in disguise,
Boy, can he tell a lie,
And his graffiti skills, those are the best.
For Lisa school's an addiction,
She'd go into conniptions,
If she got a B once,
She is usually glum,
And loves Bleedin' Gums,
And even befreinds Nelson Muntz.
Maggie the littlest,
Is in junior arrest,
For shooting Mr. Burns to the ground,
Now Burnsie thinks maybe,
Taking candy from a baby,
Is not as easy as it sounds.
Now, all the folk'll,
Like Cletus the yokel,
Comment on the family's charm,
He said "Homer is lazy,
And their kids are crazy,
But their house is bigger than my farm,
And ol' Dr. Nick,
Who's quite in a pick-
le, had a kind word to say,
He said "They look o so funny,
But they have lots of money,
And money's what they'll have to pay."
And Lionel Hutz,
Who sure has the guts,
To go up to the jury and lie,
Said "The Simpsons are great,
They may lose a debate,
But all of their money is mine!
Sideshow bob swore vendetta
And keeps sending lettahs,
To this odd family,
He said "Marge is sweet,
And Lisa's a treat,
P.S. Kill Bart for me.
Now that this poem is done,
I can have some fun,
Instead of typing to death,
I'll watch the Simpsons,
The new and reruns,
And I'll only stop to catch my breath.

1: George Bush, if I listed all the reasons this would take 10,000 years
2: Mcdonalds, gets kids fat
3: Chris Brown, songs contradict, everyone but him knows his voice sucks
4: Matisyahu, an asshole who pretends to be Jewish
5: My brain, because it can't think ofa fifth thing to write